If you haven’t seen this, you really should. It’s hilarious. I don’t know if the link is stable, but download the pdf so if it disappears you have a copy.
Two Gentlemen of Lebowski
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If you haven’t seen this, you really should. It’s hilarious. I don’t know if the link is stable, but download the pdf so if it disappears you have a copy.
Original Positions 
Wow, this looks very promising. “Sir Donald; thou art out of thy element.”
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WALTER
Behold thy car, the corvette, crimson-stain’d,
And see what befalls sinners evermore.
[He raises his sword, and smites the car]
This befalleth when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks, Laurence! Understand’st
thou? Dost thou attend me? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what
happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger
‘twixt the buttocks?!
[Enter CLOWN]
This be what befalleth, Laurence! This be what befalleth, Laurence!
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